Howard Mills
Howard Mills is the pen name of the author(s) of Rocket Man.
For the safety of the authors, their real names have yet to be released. There is a real fear that Dear Leader Kim Jong-il will fire poor quality rockets towards us (albeit they won’t reach us, we fear the pieces will crush innocent children).
If the authors somehow receive enough cash to hire a entourage of at least twenty human shields, names will be given. Until then, enjoy ROCKET MAN!
Regards,
Howard Mills

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