SON OF KIM
He looks and acts like Kim Jong-il, and he may be the successor to the North Korean throne. His name is Kim Jong-un, the youngest son of Dear Leader.
Having completed his education in Switzerland (he was the most popular, liked basketballs, and adored Jean Claude van Dam, even though Chuck Norris is the man), he is now at home heading the National Defense Commission.
The real question is, does he want the job? North Korea is not making any friends as of late, especially with the announcement that the country will proceed with nuclear tests unless a formal apology is issued from those who condemned the April 5, 2009 rocket launch. What if he does want the job?
Will the third generation of KIM have the same grip over North Korea as his old man? No one really knows too much about this guy, other than the facts mentioned above (he really loves basketballs…it’s weird) and that he is in his late twenties. I mean, does he really understand the principles of dictatorships and one party states?
It will definitely be interesting to see what happens once Dear Leader passes away (if he hasn’t already…that’s a whole different story. Apparently North Korea is run by a bunch of Kim clones). For now, good luck young Kim Jong un, hopefully you have a better haircut than your old man.
Howard Mills.
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Kim Jong il is not dead yet, that was just one man’s assumption. He is looking very frail though and his passing may happen soon.
Leo Reghardhi
April 29, 2009 at 8:33 PM